It's Tough To Have A Movie-star Persona

I Learned To Fall Down Early In Life - I Was Like Six - Because I Realized It Was A Way To Make Girls Laugh.

The Key To Sitcom Success Is Miserable People. If You See A Happy Couple, It's Just Gone, Like When Sam And Diane Got Together On Cheers.

I Used To Spend A Lot Of Time Just Thinking About Myself, Thinking That The Party Started When I Showed Up.

In A Perfect World, My Tennis Game Gets Better. I Have Kids And A Beautiful Wife And Live On Some Hill Somewhere That's Not In Los Angeles. And The Script That Tom Hanks Just Barely Turned Down Gets In My Hands.

As For My Personal Life, I'd Love To Start A Family Of My Own. I Think I'd Make A Great Dad, And I Think Shortly I Would Make A Great Husband.