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I Went To A High School That Didn't Have Many People In It. There Were, Like, 60 People In My Senior Class. There Was A Group Of Cool Kids And A Group Of Really Dorky Kids, And I Was Probably The Coolest Of The Really Dorky Kids.

-Matthew Perry

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I Went To A High School That

Matthew Perry

I Went To A High School That Didn't Have Many People In It. There Were, Like, 60 People In My Senior Class. There Was A Group Of Cool Kids And A Group Of Really Dorky Kids, And I Was Probably The Coolest Of The Really Dorky Kids.

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