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I Need A Woman To Have A Quirky Sense Of Humor. There's A Bunch Of Jokes I Use, And If She Doesn't Get Them, She's Probably Not For Me.

If There's A Silence In A Room I'll Try To Fill It As Soon As Humanly Possible.

Trying To Overcome Addiction Is One Of The Hardest Things For A Person To Do. And The Fact That I Had To Do It Under The Scrutiny Of Tabloid Press At First Made It Seem Even More Difficult. But In Fact, It Oddly Ended Up Being A Plus. Because Of The Tabloid Stuff, It Wasn't Like I Could Walk Into A Bar And Order A Drink.

I'm Making Plans To Go Away For A Month To Focus On My Sobriety And To Continue My Life In Recovery. Please Enjoy Making Fun Of Me On The World Wide Web.

I Always Have The Same Thing - Which Is The Fear Of Not Getting A Laugh - That I've Had From The Time I Was A Kid; Obsessing Over, 'this Joke Doesn't Quite Work, We've Got To Get This Right.' I Was Always Like That, Whether I Was A Member Of A Six-person Ensemble Or Whether I'm The Center Of A Show.