I Think We Need To Educate Our

As An Actor, Being On Autopilot Is The Worst Thing Possible.

The Funniest Thing Is When Somebody Says "look I've No Idea Who You Are But My Friend Said You Are On A Show And I Just Wanted To Introduce Myself" You Know That They Are Lying! Those People Can Just Get Out Of My Way.

I'm Very, Very Jealous Of Guys Who Just Go And Decide To Party And Then Can Work The Next Day.

When People Try To Take [smoking] Away From Me I Say, 'hey, I Stopped Everything Else.' But, I Have To Battle That One, Too.

Women Always Think That I'm Chandler, So If I Don't Joke Around For Half An Hour They Think That Something's Wrong. Then I Explain That I Don't Have Comedy Writers Scripting Everything I'm Saying At This Particular Dinner.