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Ninety Percent Of Video Game Ai Really Is Pretty Damn Bad. I Think That's Actually Why It's So Much Fun To Shoot Things. Because The Ai Is So Bad And The Characters Are So Annoying.

I Have What I Like To Call A 'chinneck.' My Chin Just Flows Rather Easily Into My Neck.

I Certainly Like The Rumour That I Was The Father Of Elizabeth Hurley's Baby. It Made Me Think I Could Impregnate Women In A Different Way To Everyone Else. Elizabeth And I Were Never Alone In A Room Together, So I Must Be A Very Powerful Man Indeed. Actually, I'm Thinking Of Suing The Baby!

I've Just Found Out There Are Pages On The Internet Dedicated To Whether I'm Gay Or Not.

The Key To Sitcom Success Is Miserable People. If You See A Happy Couple, It's Just Gone, Like When Sam And Diane Got Together On Cheers.