I Think We Need To Educate Our

The Thing Is, If I Don't Have Sobriety, I Don't Have Anything.

I Know Chandler Is Similar To Me. But If You Watched My Life For A Week, There Would Be Many More Boring Parts.

I Need A Woman To Have A Quirky Sense Of Humor. There's A Bunch Of Jokes I Use, And If She Doesn't Get Them, She's Probably Not For Me.

I've Been Accused Of Not Really Paying Attention To A Sentence Unless My Name Comes Up In It Twice.

If I Hadn't Had The Experience Of Being Famous, I Would Have Searched For It My Whole Life. I Would Have Just Gone On And On Trying To Find It.