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If A Vacuum Cleaner Salesman Rings Your Front Door, He Will Be Selling Himself First. The Vacuum Cleaner Is Secondary.

You Know Why I'm Pulling Your Leg? Because I Can't Touch It From Where I Am.

The Only Thing Wrong With Marriage Is That One Of The Persons Involved Is A Man.

I'm Aware, As A Sane Person, That I'm Not The Best-looking Guy In The World. I'm Aware Of It. But When I Go Into A Party, I Will Walk Out With Your Girlfriend.

In Time Of War, If You Go Through A Bad Neighborhood, I Don't Want A Little French Poodle, I Want A Rottweiler On My Hands.