You Know Why I'm Pulling Your Leg?

If A Vacuum Cleaner Salesman Rings Your Front Door, He Will Be Selling Himself First. The Vacuum Cleaner Is Secondary.

I Fly Economy. I Do Often Fly First Class, But I Don't Travel With A Posse, Or Bodyguard, Or An Assistant.

I Have Sold My Soul To The Devil.

Anybody Who Picks Up A Guitar And Tells You That There's Some Inner Message That They're Trying To Convey... It's Nonsense. They're Not Being Honest. The Reason They're Doing This Is They Wanna Get Lots Of Chicks And They Don't Want To Work For A Living.

It's Better To Be An Octopus Than A Fish. If An Octopus Loses A Tentacle To A Predator, The Octopus Will Survive With Seven Tentacles Left For Itself.