The Only Thing Wrong With Marriage Is

Kiss Is A Fourth Of July Fireworks Show With A Backbeat.

Marriage Is An Institution, And You Must Be Fully Committed To It.

I'm Aware, As A Sane Person, That I'm Not The Best-looking Guy In The World. I'm Aware Of It. But When I Go Into A Party, I Will Walk Out With Your Girlfriend.

That's Why I'm A Big Supporter Of The Death Penalty. I Want To Be The Hangman. I Would Put Many More People To Death Like The Kids Who Want To Kill Other People, I'd Put 'em To Death. Postal Workers Who Get Arrested, They Have Mental Problems. You Know What? When You're Dead You Don't Have A Mental Problem. If You Take A Life, I Will Take Yours. Put Me In Charge, I Will Fix It.

I'm Forbidden Fruit. Once You Go To Certain Households, Mommy Doesn't Want You To See That Dirty Man Who Sticks His Tongue Out And Spits Out Blood And All That Stuff.