It's Official, Arnold Said He Will Enter

Iraq Is So Bad That President Obama Phoned Hillary Clinton And Asked Her If She Could Start Early.

You'll Never Catch A Nudist With His Pants Down.

Have You Folks Been Following The Controversy With John Kerry And His Service In Vietnam And The Swift Boat Campaign? It All Took Place In Vietnam And Now It Just Won't Go Away. I Was Thinking About This - If John Kerry Had Just Ducked The War Like Everybody Else He Wouldn't Have This Trouble.

A New Survey Indicates That Obama Supporters Love Iphones. So If You Have An Iphone, Chances Are You Are Going To Be Supporting President Obama. In A Related Story, If You Support Governor Chris Christie From New Jersey, Chances Are You Love Ihop.

Iraq's Elite Republican Guard Is Doing So Badly They're Changing Their Name To The Democratic Guard.