It's Not What We Don't Know That

Love Is Like The Measles; We Can't Have It Bad But Once, And The Later In Life We Have It The Tougher It Goes With Us.

If You Ever Find Happiness By Hunting For It, You Will Find It, As The Old Woman Did Her Lost Spectacles, Safe On Her Own Nose All The Time.

As Scarce As Truth Is, The Supply Has Always Been In Excess Of The Demand.

The Best Medicine I Know For Rheumatism Is To Thank The Lord That It Ain't Gout.

Wisdom Deprives Even Poverty Of Half Its Power.