Laughter Is The Fireworks Of The Soul.

Peace Is The Soft And Holy Shadow That Virtue Casts.

One Legged Chickens, I Know, Are The Least Apt To Scratch A Garden.

Self-made Men Are Most Always Apt To Be A Little Too Proud Of The Job.

In The Whole History Of The World There Is But One Thing That Money Cannot Buy...to Wit--the Wag Of A Dog's Tail.

The Highest Philosophers, In Explaining The Mystery Of This World, Are Obliged To Call In The Aid Of Another.