Laughter Is The Fireworks Of The Soul.

Everyone Who Does The Best He Can Is A Hero.

Thrice Is He Armed That Hath His Quarrel Just, But Four Times He Who Gets His Blow In Fust

There Are Only Two Qualities In The World: Efficiency And Inefficiency; And Only Two Sorts Of People: The Efficient And The Inefficient.

The Miser And The Glutton Are Two Facetious Buzzards: One Hides His Store, And The Other Stores His Hide.

Successful Writers Learn At Last What They Should Learn At First,--to Be Intelligently Simple.