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When You're Not In Love, When You Don't Have Love, Everybody You Know Falls In Love.

I Don't Like When Juice Wears Tights, Its A Horrible Combination When Juice Wears Tights.

You Know What I'd Like To Be Able To Do More Than Anything Else? I'd Love To Be Able To Shoot Spaghetti Out Of My Fingertips. Pppptthhh! Cause No One Wants To Be Covered In Spaghetti. No. If I'm On A Date With A Girl And She's Very Rude, I'd Be Like, You Know What? Pppptthhh! Enjoy Your Spaghetti, You're Very Rude. Enjoy Your Spaghetti, Cause You're Rude. Pppptthhh!

Losing My Mind Sounds So Pessimistic. I Prefer The Term Winning My Insanity.

Vince Vaughn Is A Genuine Person, Awesome Guy. He'll Come To A Lot Of My Shows. It's Not That Often That You Can Meet Someone As Cool As Vince.