I Was Doing Comedy In Laundry Mats

Every Great Thing Starts With An Idea, Followed By A Doubt And Finally A Resolve To Abandon Or Pursue. Victory Is A Treacherous Journey.

Every Time You Come In From Cheating On Someone, They'll Just Whip Out The Most Adorable Term Of Endearment. Like, They'll Wake Up, Bright And Early, Sleep In Their Eyes And Say: "hey, Perfect."

It's Amazing How Dumb People Can Impress You With How Much Stupider They Can Be When They Really Assert Themselves.

My Nickname For My Mom Was 'the Compass.'

I'm Always Going To Be Someone That People Enjoy Watching.