I Just Get Excited Doing Shows. Off

If You're Drunk Please Don't Drive. If You're On Shrooms Please Don't Think Walmart's A Prison For Bad Clothing That Needs Help Escaping.

Hi, I'm A Buck Tooth And I Like To Be Outside Past The Lips.

You Know You're Lazy When You Run Out Of Toilet Paper And Use The Cardboard Roll To Wipe With.

Video Games Don't Make People Go Nuts. I Played Super Mario Forever. Not Once Hopping On A Turtle Or Smash My Head Through A Brick Ceiling.

I Have New Ideas Every Day, And I Always Want To Take On New Challenges.