It's Nice To Do Nice Things, Innit?

I Need Them, Need Them To Give Me A Kick Up The Arse. Otherwise I'd Just Be Sat-in Getting Fat, Counting Me Money. It's Good People Living On Your Doorstep And Looking Through Your Bins. Gives You Energy.

I'm Not Like John Lennon, Who Thought He Was The Great Almighty. I Just Think I'm John Lennon.

I Didn't Always Want To Be A Dad.

Yeah, I've Mellowed, But Not In The Sense Of Liking Radiohead Or Coldplay . I Don't Hate Them, I Don't Wish They Had Accidents. I Think Their Fans Are Boring And Ugly And Don't Look Like They're Having A Good Time.

I Am A Tender, Beautiful And Loving Guy That Happens To Slap A Photographer Now And Then Because They Get In My Way.