I Know How To Behave But Sometimes

I Know How To Behave But Sometimes I Can't Be Bothered.

I Am A Tender, Beautiful And Loving Guy That Happens To Slap A Photographer Now And Then Because They Get In My Way.

Yeah, I've Mellowed, But Not In The Sense Of Liking Radiohead Or Coldplay . I Don't Hate Them, I Don't Wish They Had Accidents. I Think Their Fans Are Boring And Ugly And Don't Look Like They're Having A Good Time.

She Can't Even Chew Gum And Walk In A Straight Line, Let Alone Write A Book.

You've Either Got It Or You Haven't.