Chris Martin Looks Like A Geography Teacher.

I Was Walking Along And This Chair Came Flying Past Me, And Another, And Another, And I Thought, Man, Is This Gonna Be A Good Night.

I Know How To Behave But Sometimes I Can't Be Bothered.

Lennon Was Right. And We Are Bigger Than Jesus. We Will Be As Big As The Beatles, If Not Bigger.

I'm Not Going Around Touring The U.s. When I've Got Nowhere To Live.

I Respect The Stones But Their Songs Are A Pile Of Crap. As For U2, They Don’t Say A Lot Or Seem Like Normal Persons.