It's Never Occurred To Me To Worry

The Irish Six Million Dollar Man Only Cost Three Quid.

America Has Only 100 Senators For 309 Million People, But Stormont Has 108 Members For 1.7 Million.

A Girl Asks Her Doctor, "doctor, I've Forgotten To Take My Contradictory Pill!" The Doctor Says: "are You Ignorant?" The Girl Says: "yes, Three Months!"

A Man Was Found Dead Covered In Sprinkles, Strawberry Sauce And A Flake. Reports Said He May Have Topped Himself.

There Was A Man Sitting In The Dining Room Of The Titanic, He Said: "i Know I Asked For Ice, But This Is Ridiculous."