It's My Mind, And I Reserve The

Scotland Has The Only Football Team In The World That Does A Lap Of Disgrace.

If You Give People A Chance, They Shine.

People Die All The Time. It's Just That You're Not Around.

People Who Are Willing To Get Off Their Arse To Search The Entire Room For The Tv Remote Because They Refuse To Walk To The Tv And Change The Channel Manually.

I Don't Think I've Ever Died On Stage. I've Had Jokes That Died On Stage. I've Told A Joke And Absolutely Nothing. They Didn't Know It Was The End Of The Joke.