I Decided To Stop Drinking While It

I Have Been Made Redundant Before And It Is A Terrible Blow; Redundant Is A Rotten Word Because It Makes You Think You Are Useless.

Avoid People Who Say They Know The Answer. Keep The Company Of People Who Are Trying To Understand The Question.

Try To Catch A Trout And Experience The Glorious Feeling Of Letting It Go And Seeing It Swimming Away.

I Don't Understand Art-speak. My Pictures Are Big Doodles. I'm Amazed What People Come Up With When They Look At Them. There's One Of A Figure With Two Heads That Somebody Thought Must Be A Comment On The State Of Matrimony. None Of It Is A Comment On Anything.

I Hate All Those Weathermen, Too, Who Tell You That Rain Is Bad Weather. There's No Such Thing As Bad Weather, Just The Wrong Clothing.