I Decided To Stop Drinking While It

Once You Become Successful, People Know Where You Live, The Type Of House You Live In, The Kind Of Car You Drive, The Clothes You Wear, And So It Would Be Patronising To Go And Talk Like A Welder. Welding's A Mystery To Me Now. You Can't Go Back, Your Life Changes Every Day.

I Can't Believe In Christianity, But I Think Jesus Was A Wonderful Teacher.

The Religion In Scotland Is One Of The Most Patronising Things... After The Weather.

There's Nothing Better Than A Fight, Especially When You're Watching It From A Safe Place. You Can Yell Encouragement! Hit Him With The Left, He's A Big Jessie!

Don't Die Until You're Dead.