It's My Manifest Destiny To Wear A

In Stand-up It Really Helps To Play Yourself And Talk About Your Own Feelings. You Cannot Fail To Be Original If You're Just Talking About What You Think About X, Y And Z. Unless You've Got A Twin Brother Who's Also A Stand-up.

I'd Like To Have Sex With Myself.

If I Were Achilles I Would Put My Foot In A F**k Off Block Of Concrete!

This Is Your Captain Speaking. Welcome Aboard Flight...one, From...here To There. We'll Be Cruising At A Height Of Ten Feet, Going Up To Twelve And A Half Feet If We See Anything Big. And Our Copilot Today Is A Flask Of Coffee.

I've Done A Bit Of Latin In My Time...but I Can Control It.