I Try To Just Talk About Human

They Say That 'guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People.' Well I Think The Gun Helps. If You Just Stood There And Yelled Bang, I Don't Think You'd Kill Too Many People.

If There Were A God, Don't You Think He Would Have Flicked Hitler's Head Off?

The Bottom Line Of Comedy Is To Be Funny, And The Bottom Line Of Drama Is To Be Truthful. You Can Be Truthful And Funny, But If You're Not Truthful In A Drama Than The Audience Leaves You.

Poetry Is Very Similar To Music, Only Less Notes And More Words.

You Piss Me Off You Salmon... You're Too Expensive In Restaurants.