It's Like This, Dear Boy, The One

Why Do I Drink Champagne For Breakfast? Doesn't Everyone?

I'm Over-educated In The Things I Shouldn't Have Known At All.

I've Sometimes Thought Of Marrying - And Then I've Thought Again.

Madame Bovary Is The Sexiest Book Imaginable. The Woman's Virtually A Nyphomaniac But You Won't Find A Vulgar Word In The Entire Thing.

Never Trust A Man With Short Legs. His Brains Are Too Near His Bottom.