Passion In A Dromedary Doesn't Go So

I've Sometimes Thought Of Marrying - And Then I've Thought Again.

Passion In A Dromedary Doesn't Go So Deep; A Camel When It's Mating Never Sobs Itself To Sleep.

A Perfect Martini Should Be Made By Filling A Glass With Gin Then Waving It In The General Direction Of Italy.

The Pleasures That Once Were Heaven Look Silly At Sixty-seven.

I Don't Believe In Astrology. The Only Stars I Can Blame For My Failures Are Those That Walk About The Stage.