I Love Criticism Just So Long As

Consider The Public. Never Fear It Nor Despise It. Coax It, Charm It, Interest It, Stimulate It, Shock It Now And Then If You Must, Make It Laugh, Make It Cry, But Above All Never, Never, Never Bore The Living Hell Out Of It.

You Ask My Advice About Acting? Speak Clearly, Don't Bump Into The Furniture And If You Must Have Motivation, Think Of Your Pay Packet On Friday.

How About Slipping Out Of Those Wet Things And Into A Dry Martini?

I'll Go Through Life Either First Class Or Third, But Never In Second.

I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can Sometimes Go For Hours Without Touching A Drop.