I Love Criticism Just So Long As

If He (peter O'toole) Had Been Any Prettier It Would Have Been Florence Of Arabia.

It's No Good Pacing Up And Down. It Won't Make The Plane Arrive Any Faster. Just Sit Down And Accept That We're Delayed. You're Just Making A Fool Of Yourself.

I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can Sometimes Go For Hours Without Touching A Drop.

Any Part Of The Piggy Is Quite All Right With Me Ham From Westphalia, Ham From Parma Ham As Lean As The Dalai Lama Ham From Virginia, Ham From York, Trotters Sausages, Hot Roast Pork. Crackling Crisp For My Teeth To Grind On Bacon With Or Without The Rind On Though Humanitarian I'm Not A Vegetarian. I'm Neither Crank Nor Prude Nor Prig And Though It May Sound Infra Dig Any Part Of The Darling Pig Is Perfectly Fine With Me.

The Theatre Should Be Treated With Respect. The Theatre Is A Wonderful Place, A House Of Strange Enchantment, A Temple Of Illusion. What It Most Emphatically Is Not And Never Will Be Is A Scruffy, Ill-lit, Fumed-oak Drill Hall Serving As A Temporary Soap Box For Political Propaganda.