I Love Criticism Just So Long As

Everybody Was Up To Something, Especially, Of Course, Those Who Were Up To Nothing.

Wouldn't It Be Dreadful To Live In A Country Where They Didn't Have Tea?

Though The Fact That They Have To Be Rebuilt And Frequently Mortgaged To The Hilt Is Inclined To Take The Gilt Off The Gingerbread, And Certainly Damps The Fun Of The Eldest Son.

Passion In A Dromedary Doesn't Go So Deep; A Camel When It's Mating Never Sobs Itself To Sleep.

Madame Bovary Is The Sexiest Book Imaginable. The Woman's Virtually A Nyphomaniac But You Won't Find A Vulgar Word In The Entire Thing.