I Love Criticism Just So Long As

You Kissed Me Because You Were Awfully Nice And I Was Awfully Nice And We Both Liked Kissing Very Much. It Was Inevitable.

I'm Not A Heavy Drinker, I Can Sometimes Go For Hours Without Touching A Drop.

Familiarity Breeds Contempt, But Without A Little Familiarity It's Impossible To Breed Anything.

I Have A Memory Like An Elephant. In Fact, Elephants Often Consult Me.

To Take A Gloomy View Of Life Is Not Part Of My Philosophy; To Laugh At The Idiocies Of My Fellow Creatures Is. However, At This Particular Moment I Cannot Find So Much To Laugh At As I Would Like.