It's Like, Duh. Just When You Thought

I Think Provincialism Is An Endemic Characteristic With Mankind, I Think Everybody Everywhere Is Provincial, But It Is Particularly Striking With Texans, And We Tend To Be Very Texcentric.

Oh, Hell, I Can’t Go On A Spiritual Journey—i'm Constipated.

The Charm Of Ronald Reagan Is Not Just That He Kept Telling Us Screwy Things, It Was That He Believed Them All. No Wonder We Trusted Him, He Never Lied To Us. ... His Stubbornness, Even Defiance, In The Face Of Facts ('stupid Things,' He Once Called Them In A Memorable Slip) Was Nothing Short Of Splendid. ... This Is The Man Who Proved That Ignorance Is No Handicap To The Presidency.

It Is Quite Reasonable To Subscribe Both To The Old Saw That No Good Girl Was Ever Ruined By A Book And To The Perception That It Is Not Good For Children To Be Constantly Exposed To The Sexual Violence In Our Popular Culture. Protecting Children Seems To Me Logically, Legally, And Rather Easily Differentiated From Censorship.

What We Have Here, Fellow Citizens, Is A Crassly Egocentric, Raving Twit.