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Behind A Smoke Screen Of High-profile Female Appointees And Soothing Slogans, George W. Bush Is Waging War On Women.

The Founders Were Right All Along, But The Results Are A Lot Funnier Than They Intended.

As I Have Pointed Out Time And Again, It's A Hell Of A Lot Cheaper To Send Little Kids To School Than It Is To Let Them Grow Up Into Young Thugs Who Have To Be Sent To Prison, Not To Mention The Savings In The Wear And Tear On The Nerves, Property, And Safety Of The Rest Of The Citizenry.

California Is Now Close To Spending More On Prisons Than It Does On Higher Education - Surely The Death Warrant Of A Civilization.

On Bill Clinton: "if Left To My Own Devices, I'd Spend All My Time Pointing Out That He's Weaker Than Bus-station Chili. But The Man Is So Constantly Subjected To Such Hideous And Unfair Abuse That I Wind Up Standing Up For Him On The General Principle That Some Fairness Should Be Applied. Besides, No One But A Fool Or A Republican Ever Took Him For A Liberal.