Telling People At A Dinner Party You

I Dish The Dirt Out And I Can Take It. But Why Should My Mother And Children Have To Take It?

Telling People At A Dinner Party You Drive A Nissan Almera Is Like Telling Them You've Got The Ebola Virus And You're About To Sneeze.

Asking The Front Wheels Of A Car To Do Their Normal Job Of Steering While Handling More Than 170 Is Like Asking A Man To Wire A Plug While Juggling. Penguins. While Making Love. To A Beautiful Woman While On Fire, On Stage. In Front Of The Queen. It's All Going To Go Wrong.

If I Like Somebody Else's Tribe I'm Going To Promote The Hell Out Of It. The Whole Thing Is A Democracy, And If Somebody's More Popular Then Good Luck To Them.

Planet Earth Thought It Had £10. But It Turns Out We Only Had £2. Which Means Everyone Must Lose 80% Of Their Wealth