Looking Good In Italy Is Even More

Unlike Furious Thin-lipped Feminists, I Tend Not To Draw Distinctions Between Men And Women, Apart From In Bed Where You Really Do Need To Spot The Difference.

Multi-tasking Is The Ability To Screw Everything Up Simultaneously.

Telling People At A Dinner Party You Drive A Nissan Almera Is Like Telling Them You've Got The Ebola Virus And You're About To Sneeze.

I Love Alfa Romeos And That [alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio] Was Tremendous.

I'm Sorry, But Having An Aston Martin Db9 On The Drive And Not Driving It Is A Bit Like Having Keira Knightley In Your Bed And Sleeping On The Couch.