Looking Good In Italy Is Even More

[on The Bmw X3] If You Are Clinically Insane, By Which I Mean You Wake Up In The Morning And Think You Are An Onion, Here's Your Car.

When You've Finished Using A Car, Put The F***ing Seat Back, So Humans Can Use It Afterwards.

They Are By Far The Worst Drivers. They Are Spiteful, Dithering, Old And In The Way. They Should Have Their Licences Taken Away.

Asking The Front Wheels Of A Car To Do Their Normal Job Of Steering While Handling More Than 170 Is Like Asking A Man To Wire A Plug While Juggling. Penguins. While Making Love. To A Beautiful Woman While On Fire, On Stage. In Front Of The Queen. It's All Going To Go Wrong.

Column Writing Is Like Gas - It Fills The Available Space.