It's Cool To Be Healthy.

My Belief Is, You Know, Certain Things Have To Be Explained That's Never Been Explained.

Every Holiday On The Calendar, I Check In A Hotel And Fast - I Don't Eat, I Don't Drink, I Don't Talk.

I Didn't Realize, When I Decided To Be A Comic, That A Black Person Had Never Been Allowed To Stand Flat-footed In America And Talk To White Folks. It Never Happened Before.

I Believe Young Voters Will Either Vote For Obama Or Not Vote At All. So The Problem Is Not Obama The Problem Is The System. If You Think About How Mess Up This Country Is Most Folk Really Don’t Have Choices.

My Mother Was The Sweetest Lady Who Ever Lived On This Planet, But If You Tried To Tell Her That Jesus Wasn't A Christian, She Would Stomp You To Death.