It's Cool To Be Healthy.

Audiences Feel No Hatred From Me. Because I'm Not Bitter.

If It Wasn't For Abe Lincoln, I'd Still Be On The Open Market.

When I Lost My Rifle, The Army Charged Me 85 Dollars. That Is Why In The Navy The Captain Goes Down With The Ship.

Life Isn't A Race. It's A Relay.

The United States Is The Most Dishonest, Ungodly, Unspiritual Nation That Ever Existed In The History Of The Planet.