I Would Have Painted The White House

When I Was A Boy, I Was Taught Never To Use Insulting Expressions Like, 'i've Been Gypped,' Or, 'he Welshed On The Deal.'

In The South They Don't Mind How Close I Get, So Long As I Don't Get Too Big. In The North They Don't Mind How Big I Get, So Long As I Don't Get Too Close.

In The United States, The Constitution Is A Health Chart Left By The Founding Fathers Which Shows Whether Or Not The Body Politic Is In Good Health. If The National Body Is Found To Be In Poor Health, The Founding Fathers Also Left A Prescription For The Restoration Of Health Called The Declaration Of Independence.

No Kid In The World, No Woman In The World Should Ever Raise A Hand Against A No-good Daddy. That's Already Been Taken Care Of: A Man Who Destroys His Own Home Shall Inherit The Wind.

Let Me Tell You, Never Before In The History Of This Planet Has Anybody Made The Progress That African-americans Have Made In A 30-year Period, In Spite Of Many Black Folks And White Folks Lying To One Another.