If Democracy Is Such A Good Thing,

In Most Places In The Country, Voting Is Looked Upon As A Right And A Duty, But In Chicago It's A Sport.

The Only Person On The Planet Saying Derogatory Things About His Woman Is The Black Man.

People Keep Telling Me About The White Race And The Black Race - And It Really Doesn't Make Sense. I Played Miami, Met A Fellow Two Shades Darker Than Me - And His Name Was Ginsberg! Took My Place In Two Sit-in Demonstrations - Nobody Knew The Difference. The He Tried For A Third Lunch Counter And Blew The Whole Bit ... Asked For Blintzes.

I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.

I Chose To Be An Agitator. And There's One Interesting Thing About Being An Agitator - And I Tell People - The Next Time You Put Your Underwear In The Washing Machine, Take The Agitator Out, And All You're Going To End Up With Is Some Dirty, Wet Drawers.