You Can Prance And You Can Dance,

I Have A Little Nursery Rhyme For All You Children Out There, Something Even The Godfather Can Understand. 'you Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.

Join Me In Olympic Heros For Abstinence. The Best Sex Is No Sex.

Im In Professional Wrestling, Which Is What I Do For A Living. I Coordinate Stunts. I Memorize Them.

Hey, I Drank Milk That Was A Day Past Its Expiration Date. Now That Is Extreme!

I Wasn't Surprised At All. In Fact, I Thought, Why Stop There? Why Not Add The Big Show, Or Chris Jericho, Or The Whole State Of Nebraska For That Matter? And Don't You Think A Wrestling Ring Is A Little Old School, Lilian? Why Not Put The Match In A Shark Tank, With Real Live Sharks? Hungry Sharks! And The Only Way To Beat Your Opponent Is To Stuff Him Down A Shark's Throat, And Pin The Shark. Wouldn't That Be A Hoot?