You Can Prance And You Can Dance,

Believe It Or Not, I Kind Of Went Into Professional Wrestling So I Could Get An Avenue Into Acting.

I Have A Little Nursery Rhyme For All You Children Out There, Something Even The Godfather Can Understand. 'you Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.

I Wasn't Surprised At All. In Fact, I Thought, Why Stop There? Why Not Add The Big Show, Or Chris Jericho, Or The Whole State Of Nebraska For That Matter? And Don't You Think A Wrestling Ring Is A Little Old School, Lilian? Why Not Put The Match In A Shark Tank, With Real Live Sharks? Hungry Sharks! And The Only Way To Beat Your Opponent Is To Stuff Him Down A Shark's Throat, And Pin The Shark. Wouldn't That Be A Hoot?

I Became The First Ever Euro-continental Champion In Wwf History. Well, Besides D-lo Brown, But He Doesn't Count.

I Wasn't Surprised At All. In Fact, I Thought, Why Stop There? Why Not Add The Big Show, Or Chris Jericho, Or The Whole State Of Nebraska For That Matter? And Don't You Think A Wrestling Ring Is A Little Old School, Lilian? Why Not Put The Match In A Shark Tank, With Real Live Sharks? Hungry Sharks! And The Only Way To Beat Your Opponent Is To Stuff Him Down A Shark's Throat, And Pin The Shark. Wouldn't That Be A Hoot?