Believe It Or Not, I Kind Of

Hey, I Drank Milk That Was A Day Past Its Expiration Date. Now That Is Extreme!

I Became The First Ever Euro-continental Champion In Wwf History. Well, Besides D-lo Brown, But He Doesn't Count.

Join Me In Olympic Heros For Abstinence. The Best Sex Is No Sex.

I Have A Little Nursery Rhyme For All You Children Out There, Something Even The Godfather Can Understand. 'you Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.

Im In Professional Wrestling, Which Is What I Do For A Living. I Coordinate Stunts. I Memorize Them.