It's Better To Have Died A Small

I Grew Up In A Very Large Family In A Very Small House. I Never Slept Alone Until After I Was Married.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

On A New York Subway You Get Fined For Spitting, But You Can Throw Up For Nothing.

Yankees Don't Understand That The Southern Way Of Talking Is A Language Of Nuance. What We Can Do In The South Is We Can Take A Word And Change It Just A Little Bit And Make It Mean Something Altogether Different.

Today's Sensitive Male Has Learned To Share In Open Frank Discussions About Relationships Like, "where The Hell Did You Get A Crazy Idea Like That? You Been Reading Redbook Again?"