It's Better To Buy One Good Pair

When I'm Married I Want To Be Single, And When I'm Single I Want To Be Married.

I Began By Acting Like The Person I Wanted To Be, And Eventually I Became That Person.

Everyone Tells Me I've Had Such An Interesting Life, But Sometimes I Think It's Been Nothing But Stomach Disturbances And Self-concern.

I Think That Making Love Is The Best Form Of Exercise.

It Is The Law Of Life That If You Are Kind To Someone You Feel Happy. If You Arecruel You Are Unhappy. And If You Hurt Someone, You Will Be Hurt Back.