It's Better To Buy One Good Pair

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

You Know I Have About The Same Interest In Jewelry As I Have In Politics, Horse Racing, Modern Poetry, And Women Who Need Weird Excitement – None.

We Should All Just Smell Well And Enjoy Ourselves More.

I Have No Plans To Write An Autobiography, I Will Leave That To Others. I'm Sure They Will Turn Me Into A Homosexual Or A Nazi Spy Or Something Else.

Nature Eventually Has Her Own Way, So Perhaps The Best Procedure Is To Accept What Old Mother Nature Or God, If You Will, Dictates. Accept It And You'll Get Along Better.