A Shot Of Brandy Can Save Your

I Really Am A Happy, Amusing Fellow At Heart. Trouble Is I Seem The Only One Left.

Simplicity, To Me, Has Always Been The Essence Of Good Taste.

My Formula For Living Is Quite Simple. I Get Up In The Morning And I Go To Bed At Night. In Between, I Occupy Myself As Best I Can.

I'm Prepared. I Have A Gun And I Know How To Shoot, And Whoever Comes Calling Without An Invitation Will Get It In The Rear End.

It's Better To Buy One Good Pair Of Shoes Than Four Cheap Ones.