I Improve On Misquotation.

Ah, Beware Of Snobbery; It Is The Unwelcome Recognition Of One's Own Past Failings.

Everyone Tells Me I've Had Such An Interesting Life, But Sometimes I Think It's Been Nothing But Stomach Disturbances And Self-concern.

I'm Prepared. I Have A Gun And I Know How To Shoot, And Whoever Comes Calling Without An Invitation Will Get It In The Rear End.

Probably No Greater Honor Can Come To Any Man Than The Respect Of His Colleagues.

I Improve On Misquotation.