Insanity Runs In My Family. It Practically

I Am Reminded Of A Piece Of Advice My Father Gave Me Regarding Shoes. ...he Said It Is Better To Buy One Good Pair Of Shoes Than Four Cheap Ones. One Pair Made Of Fine Leather Could Outlast Four Inferior Pairs And, If Well-cared-for, Would Continue To Proclaim Your Good Judgment And Taste No Matter How Old They Become.

Divorce Is A Game Played By Lawyers.

I Suppose You Might Call Me The Sophisticated Type. I Like To Act With Dialogue. Not With Grunts.

I Improve On Misquotation.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.