It's Better To Be Happy Doing Something

It's No Surprise That Things Are So Screwed Up: Everyone That Knows How To Run A Government Is Either Driving Taxicabs Or Cutting Hair.

When I Was In Vegas Women Were Throwing Their Hotel Keys At Me. But It Was After They Checked Out.

In Those Days The Best Painkiller Was Ice; It Wasn't Addictive And It Was Particularly Effective If You Poured Some Whiskey Over It.

I Look Better, Feel Better, Make Love Better And I'll Tell You Something Else....i Never Lied Better.

Be Quick To Learn And Wise To Know.