It's A Sad State When More People

I Started Off As Many Fathers Do. I Enjoyed The Good Bits, But I Was Wary Of The Responsibility. But Now I Love Being A Dad.

The Most Annoying Person On The Bbc Is Russell Brand, I've Actually Been Close Up To That Boy. He Smells Like When You Mix Garlic With Coffee And Alcohol. I'm Just Saying When You Get Close To Him, He Could Do With A Bit Of Sure For Men, He Stinks.

We Dragged English Guitar Music Out Of The Gutter.

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.

I'm Going To Get Drunk And Insult As Many Musicians From The 80's As Is Humanly Possible.