If I Were In The Beatles, I'd

Maybe The Songs That We Sing Are Wrong, Maybe The Dreams That We Dream Are Gone, So Bring It On Home And It Won't Be Long, It's Getting Better Man!

The Fate Of The African Continent Does Not F-ing Depend On A Load Of F-ing Musicians In Hyde Park Singing F-ing S-t Songs To Kids.

Slade Was Never Pretentious. It Was Just Music To Them. Pop, Rock, Soul....it Was All The Same To Slade. They Wrote Great Songs. And, Besides, I'd Like To Raid Their Wardrobe.

Traditionally Speaking, The Three Biggest Twats In Any Band Are The Singer, The Keyboardist And The Drummer. I Don't Need To Say Anything Else.

As I Get Older, I Don't Aggressively Pursue Songs. All The Great Ones Just Appear.