It's A Life Of Five-card Draw, And

The Regular Guy Still Relates To Him And Howard Is A $500 Million Guy Now Who Dates A Model And Drives About In A Limo All Day. But Howard Still Knows How To Make A Plumber Laugh And Those Guys Still Have Him On In The Morning, Because He Is A Real Talent.

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

I Have Gay Friends, I Support Gay Rights, I Have Nothing Against The Gay Community, But When I See Two Guys Kissing, I Think It's Gross. And, By The Way, It's Gross When 99% Of Straight People Do It, Too.

It's Good To Be Alive.

I Ain't Apologizing For Anything, Especially If It's A Joke.