I Once Dealt With A Prima Donna

Googling Me, You Talk About Being Depressed. First Of All There's 18 Websites That Predict My Early Death.

I Got Into Comedy So I Could Stay Out All Night.

When Political Correctness First Started Coming Around, It Ruined Andrew Dice Clay And Eddie Murphy's Stand-up Career. Sam Kinison Died At Just The Right Time, 'cause No One Was Going To Tolerate What He Was Saying Anymore Either.

If You Are A Black Woman, You Get Two History Months In A Row.

It's Good To Be Alive.