Of Course In Show Business There Are

All I Can Say Is That You Only Realize How Big Your Mountain Is Once Youre Laying Motionless, Helpless, And Hopeless In The Valley Below. No One Goes There On Purpose, If You Get What Im Saying, Because The Only Way To Find Your Personal Low Is To Slip And Roll Down That Mountain Of Yours, Straight Through To The Bottom, No Holds Barred.

'course The World Of Sports Takes Itself Way Too Serious. Sports Writers Are All High And Mighty.

Hugs Are Great, But - Better Than Drugs? Come On. Let Me Put It To You This Way: I Never Drove To Harlem At 4 A.m. To Get Somebody To Hug Me.

I've Never Been Swimming, And That's Because It's Never Been More Than Half An Hour Since I Last Ate.

I Was At Yankee Stadium One Time At 5 A.m., But That Was To Buy Angel Dust