It's A Completely Useless Emotion - Jealousy.

I'm Italian, But Some People Think I'm Jewish Because I Work The Yiddish. I Also Work The Italian, By The Way.

I Want A Man In My Life, Not In My House.

I Keep My Stand-up Comedy Notes In A Pile On My Desk. I Don't Organize My Act. I Keep Myself In A State Of Confusion. It Stresses Me Out, But I Prefer Creative Chaos.

A Better Thing To Grow Up With Is To Be Funny I Think, And If I Had, If I Had My Choice I Would Still Pick That.

I Don't Get Jealous Of People. Jealousy Is Such A Waste Of Time Because You're Jealous Of Them, And They Go About Their Lives And Have A Wonderful Time, So What's The Point?