As Socrates I Believe Said The Unexamined

I Think That Comedy Is A Good Defense For A Child. Because You Know Childhood Is A Nightmare As It Is. And So Why Not Use Comedy And Being Funny As A Defense To Get Through Your Life As Opposed To Drugs, Alcohol And Good Looks? Because Those Things Are Dangerous When Your Young.

It Seemed Like The Right Time. You Reach A Point When You Say To Yourself, ‘do I Want To Keep Doing This?’ There Are Other Things On My Plate I Want To Do — I’ve Been Writing A Play, I’ve Been Neglecting My Standup.

What Daughter Thinks Of Her Parents In Flagrante Delicto? Yet, My Mother, Even After Years With Him, Dropped Hints Such As, 'you Know, Your Father Enjoys His Matinees.' I Never Even Saw Them Go To The Movies Together. What Could She Mean? All Those Afternoons, I Thought She Was Upstairs Listening To La Traviata, And Those High Notes Apparently Were Not Coming From The Radio.

I’m Interested In So Many Different Things And I’d Like To Cover A Lot Of Territory. I’m Trying To See My Show As The Sunday Times. You Have The Arts & Leisure Section, You Have The Op-ed Page, You Have The Book Review...even The Style Section Has Those Wonderful Essays About Relationships.

I Want To Do An Intelligent Talk Show Where You Have Room To Breathe...