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I Hate The Word 'sneering', I Can't Help The Way My Face Looks.

At Work People Are Expected To Be At The Beck And Call Of Employers All The Time. You Have Blackberries And Other Things, And They Just Don't Leave You Alone. People Have Less Time Just To Drop Into An Art Gallery.

It Seems To Me That The Way To Remove People's Cynicism Is, When Asked A Straight Question, To Give A Straight Answer.

I Voted Against Gerald Nabarro In My First General Election, But My Defiance Made No Difference. If You Had Put A Conservative Rosette On A Mustachioed Hamster, It Would Have Been Elected.

The Defining Problem Of Contemporary Television Is Trust: Can You Believe What You See On Television, Does Television Treat People Fairly, Is It Healthy For Society?