It's Stupid To Have A Simple-minded View.

The Cure For Cynicism Is Simply To Engage Honestly.

I've Spent My Whole Life Being Told I Have A Face Like A Horse. You Are Just What You Are, Aren't You?

I Have Not A Clue Why They Sent It To Me. As Far As I Know I Have Not Got A Reputation As A Receiver Of Stolen Goods.

I Voted Against Gerald Nabarro In My First General Election, But My Defiance Made No Difference. If You Had Put A Conservative Rosette On A Mustachioed Hamster, It Would Have Been Elected.

Has There Ever Been A Visitor To Ludlow Who Hasn't Wished They Lived There?