It's Stupid To Have A Simple-minded View.

I Voted Against Gerald Nabarro In My First General Election, But My Defiance Made No Difference. If You Had Put A Conservative Rosette On A Mustachioed Hamster, It Would Have Been Elected.

I Find It Odd That People Take Me Seriously.

The Idea Of A Tax On The Ownership Of A Television Belongs In The 1950s. Why Not Tax People For Owning A Washing Machine To Fund The Manufacture Of Persil?

It's Stupid To Have A Simple-minded View.

Sharing Holiday Snaps On Social Media Is An Act Of Arrogant Vanity.