It Was A Dark And Stormy Night.

In The Book Of Life, The Answers Aren't In The Back.

Aunt Marion Was Right... Never Marry A Musician, And Never Answer The Door.

Only In Math Can You Buy Sixty Cantaloupes And No One Asks What The Hell Is Wrong With You.

When No One Loves You, You Have To Pretend That Everyone Loves You.

I Gave Up Trying To Understand People Long Ago. Now I Let Them Try To Understand Me!