It Was A Dark And Stormy Night.

Life Is Too Short Not To Live It Up A Little!

Nothing Echoes Like An Empty Mailbox.

You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown.

I Think I'll Go Over And Introduce Myself To That Little Red-haired Girl. I Think I'll Introduce Myself, And Then Ask Her To Come Over And Sit Next To Me. I Think I'll Ask Her To Sit Next To Me Here, And Then I Think I'll Tell Her How Much I've Always Admired Her... I Think I'll Flap My Arms, And Fly To The Moon.

Decorate Your Home. It Gives The Illusion That Your Life Is More Interesting Than It Really Is.