There Is No Greater Burden Than Great

Dear Valentine, I Have Thought Of You Often. Not All The Time, But Often.

My Life Has No Purpose, No Direction, No Aim, No Meaning, And Yet I'm Happy. I Can't Figure It Out. What Am I Doing Right?

A Beep On The Nose Is A Sign Of Great Affection.

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder, But It Sure Makes The Rest Of You Lonely.

It Won't Do You Any Good To Run If You're Running The Wrong Way. I've Developed A New Philosophy...i Only Dread One Day At A Time.