It Takes Only One Drink To Get

When You Stop Giving And Offering Something To The Rest Of The World, It's Time To Turn Out The Lights.

Be Sure To Wear A Good Cologne, A Nice Aftershave Lotion, And A Strong Underarm Deodorant. And It Might Be A Good Idea To Wear Some Clothes, Too.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

Acting Is All About Honesty. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

If You Live To Be One Hundred, You've Got It Made. Very Few People Die Past That Age.