It Takes Only One Drink To Get

Dress Simply. If You Wear A Dinner Jacket, Don't Wear Anything Else On It ... Like Lunch Or Dinner.

When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.

There Are Two Kinds Of Cruises - Pleasure And With Children.

I Can't Understand Why I Flunked American History. When I Was A Kid There Was So Little Of It.

And God Said 'let There Be Satan, So People Don't Blame Everything On Me. And Let There Be Lawyers, So People Don't Blame Everything On Satan.'